Setting the wrong date and/or time on an Outlook Appointment that you sent out to the entire department. PGP.

Need to fax something, and having no idea how to use the machine. PGP.

Getting stage fright at the urinal next to your boss. PGP.

Thinking “they probably don’t have a real job” when seeing someone your age that is in great physical shape. PGP.

Not getting credit when credit is due. PGP.

Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.

That fucking fly that won’t stop buzzing around your fucking desk. PGP.

Hoping the cleaning staff steals your computer at night so you have an excuse not to work. PGP.

I get “Dilbert” now. PGP.

When a coworker leaves you a 5-minute voicemail followed by an email containing the exact same information. PGP.

Rogue nose hairs. PGP.

Getting excited when you finish an entire lunch without getting anything on your clothes. PGP.