Waking up to a flurry of retail spam in your inbox. PGP.

Keeping your desk messy at all times so you always look busy. PGP.

Candy Crushing in the bathroom stall for so long that your legs fall asleep. PGP.

Not getting a receipt when you make a withdrawal from the ATM so that you don’t have to acknowledge your balance. PGP.

Spending half your lunch break waiting in line. PGP.

Banking on the fact you’ll look just like George Clooney when you get your first gray hair. PGP.

One Skittle to satisfy your craving quickly turning into the whole bag. PGP.

My boss discloses emotionally intense feelings and stories about his life to me…just me. PGP.

Testing the limits on how many meals in a row a person can eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. PGP.

Get to work, clock in, start thinking about lunch. PGP.

Buying a Wii instead of a gym membership. PGP.

The rest of the office looking nothing like the nice conference room you interviewed in. PGP.