The only text I got all day was a low balance update from my bank. PGP.

Looking up healthy recipes, printing them out and then eating fast food instead. PGP.

“The new Taurus actually doesn’t look that bad.” PGP.

Going HAM tonight. Probably with cheese on wheat. PGP.

No money, more problems. PGP.

Having to wait until your boss leaves the office so you can leave, even though you’ve been done with work since lunch. PGP.

Still needing to Google “affect vs. effect” on a weekly basis. PGP.

Sending a passive aggressive email, then hiding out in the bathroom. PGP.

Constantly clearing your browsing history. PGP.

Walking very quickly through the office with a concerned look on your face so people think you’re actually busy. PGP.

Accidentally unplugging your headphones from the computer, and sharing Gucci Mane with the whole office. PGP.

Your boss’s “Lord of the Rings” themed ring tone regularly going off during staff meetings. PGP.