Praying for an office power outage. PGP.

Stalking your new attractive coworker on Facebook. PGP.

Please go to voicemail. PGP.

Creating an even bigger mess in your cubicle and leaving your chair pushed out so people think you are coming back. PGP.

Wishing that there was an adult nap time. PGP.

Getting excited when the supply station gets replenished. PGP.

Working past happy hour. PGP.

“Is that my pen or yours?” -Coworker whose pen it is. PGP.

Working on fantasy football trades while trying to look busy at your desk. PGP.

Having to put on your glasses to read something. PGP.

At this point I’m literally just pissing coffee. PGP.

Having to fake interest when your coworkers bring their kids to the office. PGP.