Being more concerned with the quality of your pet’s food than your own. PGP.

Looking like a child with Band-Aids on your fingers because of paper cuts. PGP.

Your boss walking in when Spotify is playing a Trojan condoms ad in between songs. PGP.

Saying “Hey man!” to 10 different coworkers because you don’t know their first names. PGP.

Calling in sick and seeing your boss on the golf course. PGP.

Pretending not to see a coworker sitting next to you in traffic during the daily commute. PGP.

I enjoy the sunrise every morning…from the inside of my car while I sit in traffic on the way to the office. PGP.

Caffeine in the morning, sleeping pills at night. PGP.

When the only buddy you have in the office is transferring. PGP.

Preparing all week for a presentation that no one important attends. PGP.

My palms never used to sweat this much. PGP.

Next week always being the better week to start that new fitness plan. PGP.