Having a “case of the mondays” from Monday through Friday every week. PGP.

Still stopping for donuts and coffee even though you’re an hour late to work. PGP.

Having several boxes of cereal but no milk. PGP.

Restarting your computer just to have something to do. PGP.

Being too sore to workout on the second day of your workout regimen. PGP.

Recognizing a coworker in the stall next to you by their shoes. PGP.

That guy in the office who shows you inappropriate videos at work. PGP.

Clogging the office toilet. PGP.

Soreness in a different body part every day. PGP.

Nothing like training the new guy to remind you how little you actually know about your job. PGP.

There’s something comforting about a nice stack of warm photocopies fresh out of the printer. PGP.

“Please consider our environment before printing this email.” PGP.