Seeing an airplane flying and wishing you were on it. PGP.

The person in the cubicle next to me doesn’t know how to control the volume of their voice. PGP.

Waiting until everyone leaves the bathroom before exiting the stall. PGP.

Bank tellers knowing you, not because you deposit money but because you need quarters to do laundry. PGP.

Spilled coffee on my desk this morning, and the cheap office paper towels just smeared it around. PGP.

How much coffee can I drink on an empty stomach before my heart explodes? PGP.

Having a mini-panic attack after thinking your Spotify private session ended due to inactivity. PGP.

Pretending you aren’t hungry when your coworkers ask you to go to lunch, when in reality you are starving but just don’t like them. PGP.

Turn on desk lamp. Get headache. Turn off desk lamp. Can’t see. Repeat. PGP.

Developing advanced staple removal skills. PGP.

The apprehension you get before playing a sexually suggestive word against your girlfriend’s mother in Words With Friends. PGP.

Getting pregnant just for the guaranteed 3 months of maternity leave. PGP.