Not even having a corner cubicle. PGP.

Saying hi to the same people twenty times a day. PGP.

Thirty people yelling “Bless you!” through the cubes every time you sneeze. PGP.

If the government is shut down, why are taxes still coming out of my paycheck? PGP.

“Why do we not have Columbus Day off? This company is un-American.” PGP.

I’m typing this post while the company’s CFO is taking a dump in the stall next to me. I only know this because his clip on ID badge photo is making eye contact with me from his ankles. PGP.

Waking up from a work-related nightmare in the middle of the night and anxiously checking your email. PGP.

Knowing exactly what time of day your bowel movements will occur. PGP.

Having trouble driving at night. PGP.

Always choosing the “Sort By Price: Low to High” option when shopping online. PGP.

If time theft were a punishable offense, I’d be on death row. PGP.

Exhausting your internet browsing routine by 10:30am. PGP.