“Honey, I think I am going to stop taking the pill.” PGP.

I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. PGP.

Ordering Chili’s two for $20 to-go, just to have dinner ready for tomorrow. PGP.

The office snack bins have been empty for months. PGP.

Got asked to chip in on a birthday cake for a coworker I hate. PGP.

I have spreadsheets for everything. Everything. PGP.

Unemployed, and drinking my way through my savings. PGP.

Changing driving styles to get better gas milage. PGP.

Discussions are just under way for our company’s big move to Microsoft Office 2008. PGP.

Deleting your fantasy football app halfway through the season out of frustration. PGP.

My iron is turned on more often than my Xbox. PGP.

Putting in another hard day of reorganizing your inbox folders. PGP.