“Did you ever leave last night?” PGP.

My floor’s bathroom stalls do not get reception. PGP.

Redownloading the Bumble and Tinder apps. PGP.

I got injured from the elliptical. PGP.

Fell in love at the gym again. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Making all your meals for the week on one day is exhausting. PGP.

Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

Never been messaged on Bumble. PGP.

Got a buzz from a mini bottle of JD on a flight. Between not eating and dehydration I’ve become a shell of my younger self. PGP.

Stressing over a three day project revamp, only to end up being told the original version was fine after all. PGP.