“STOP REPLYING TO ALL” replied to all. PGP.

I went to a deli on my lunch break because I thought it would be quick. Spent over half my lunch hour waiting. PGP.

My office is located off I-85. In Atlanta. PGP.

Sprained my ankle getting off the bus. PGP.

My office started buying cheap toilet paper. PGP.

Spent half my paycheck at Costco. PGP.

My mom decided to postpone our mother/daughter trip next weekend because something exciting came up and she’d rather go to that. Love you too mom. PGP.

Almost died from choking on French Fries last night. PGP.

I flew back from California. My luggage flew to Poland. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

My closet office wife and I broke up, and people have started asking us, “Why aren’t you hanging out with/talking to each other anymore?” PGP.

Still haven’t adjusted to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.