The blinking light on your office phone right when you get to work. PGP.

“Did you try rebooting your computer?” PGP.

Through coffee all things are possible. PGP.

Female sales reps that dress like they’ll do anything for the sale. PGP.

Your boss openly admitting that he forgets about you sometimes. PGP.

The relentless peer pressure to have a piece of birthday cake. PGP.

Actually submitting Lean Cuisine “Delicious Rewards” codes in exchange for coupons for free meals. PGP.

The new hires took my bitch work. Now I have to perform real tasks. PGP.

Cooking up a nice looking meal and then fighting the urge to post it on Instagram. PGP.

Is it just me or are there a ton of really hot chicks on LinkedIn? PGP.

I want to pull a Costanza, but the carpet under my desk is too disgusting. PGP.

The only action I’m getting is the 83 year-old secretary hitting on me every day. PGP.