Got yelled at for not going to a voluntary meeting. PGP.

Handful of hair in the shower this morning. PGP.

Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.

Legitimately concerned about the extra hour of drinking coming up due to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.

I think beer gives me heartburn now. PGP.

They throw farewell parties with cake for people that quit at my office. Why am I still here? PGP.

The thought of sleeping in tomorrow is making me giddy. PGP.

A confident “Well, that’s all for me today,” after spending an hour cleaning out your inbox on a Friday. PGPM.

Paying just as much towards your student loans as you do to finance your furniture. PGP.

Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.

Big weekend. Think I’ll finally try and get the garage cleaned out. PGP.

I asked for a pressurized crockpot for Christmas. PGP.

“Did you get a haircut?” No, I actually showered today. PGP.

“Could be a question of blood flow.” PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.

I just sent a passive aggressive email to my entire office and then got thank you emails in return. I have arrived! PGP.

Some girl at homecoming was trying to guess my age and said 35. I’m 27. PGP.

I couldn’t remember if I washed my hair in the shower. Around lunch time, I had my answer. PGP.

Thinking about getting married. PGP.

I can’t imagine a bigger waste of time than having a 40+ year old exec trying to explain our company’s social media platforms to a group of new grads. PGP.