Determining who you should or shouldn’t CC in your emails. PGP.

Pretending to look busy is becoming more exhausting than actual work. PGP.

That guy who won’t stop saying, “See you next year!” to everyone in the office. PGP.

My Secret Santa forgot to get me anything. PGP.

Seeing a huge fire in the distance on your commute and praying it’s your office. PGP.

I used to drink coffee to study. Now I drink coffee to survive. PGP.

My manager and I spent most of today making stapled together paper stockings for everyone in the office with semi-appropriate drawings/decor. PGP.

Someone brought a baby to the office. All productivity has come to a screeching halt. PGP.

Emailing an apology to the coworker you mouth raped at the Christmas party. PGP.

My coworker’s kid asked me what Santa was bringing me for Christmas. I told him I was on the naughty list, so I wouldn’t be getting anything. PGP.

Hour long TMZ-style meetings around one person’s cube when the boss is out of the office. PGP.

Working on the top floor is cool until a fire drill occurs and you have to walk up and down 36 flights of stairs. PGP.