Entered a company weight loss challenge and gained weight. PGP.

I’m pretty bored. Guess I’ll go try pooping. PGP.

How important is my credit score, really? PGP.

Mom: “It sounds like you’re really busy, but not making any money.” PGP.

People are already complaining about being single on Valentine’s Day. You are single every day SHUT UP. PGP.

Forgetting to put on deodorant. PGP.

Walked in 30 minutes late without calling for the first time. Ran into my boss on the elevator. PGP.

Saying things like, “It’s a paradigm shift, so let’s right size the solution, capture the low hanging fruit, and close the loop on this.” PGP.

Playing “find the hot girl” at a seminar with 500 CPAs and EAs. PGP.

That sinking feeling you get when you get up to use the restroom and see the office old guy going in first, newspaper in hand. PGP.

Being liberal as an undergrad, becoming conservative as a professional. PGP.

Immediately deleting the company’s e-news letter because you simply don’t care. PGP.