“That sounded like a personal call.” PGP.

Using your phone as a hotspot for your laptop so you can stay off IT’s monitoring system and freely browse the web. PGP.

A homeless man took a shit in front of the main doors to my office this morning. Happy Friday. PGP.

Always being tired regardless of how many hours you sleep. PGP.

When you try to relive a college Thursday and wake up to a text from your boss asking if you’re coming in today. PGP.

One lady on my team has been wearing a huge ski coat indoors while seated at her desk for the last month or so. You can’t be that cold. PGP.

The Olympics: when everyone’s an expert for like two weeks. PGP.

Watching your married boss go into the back room of the strip club on a business trip. PGP.

That terrifying feeling you get when your boss catches you looking at anything not work related on your computer. PGP.

Using better grammar in tweets than in client emails. PGP.

Your coworkers catching you Snapchatting a selfie. PGP.

Got that hot sale rep’s number. It was on her card. PGP.