Feeling rich when your savings hits four figures. PGP.

Dancing on the line between hating your fucking job, and hating your fucking job enough to justify applying for a new one. PGP.

1: “Good weekend?” 2: “Too short.” 1: “Always is.” PGP.

Your password has expired. PGP.

I hate my life. PGP.

When rush parties are replaced with rush hour. PGP.

Seeking your parents’ advice on dating. PGP.

I’ve never gotten double-digit likes on Instagram. PGP.

Laundry has become the new homework. Why can’t it just do itself? PGP.

I didn’t get Presidents Day off. Thanks Obama. PGP.

Wanting to enrich your life, then realizing how expensive hobbies are, and settling for Netflix instead. PGP.

“Hey dude, (somewhat geographically relevant sports team you don’t really care about) plays (other random sports team you REALLY don’t care about) tonight. Happy hour?” PGP.