“Hey dude, (somewhat geographically relevant sports team you don’t really care about) plays (other random sports team you REALLY don’t care about) tonight. Happy hour?” PGP.

A sudden lack of clean work clothes triggering a moderate 7:00am panic attack. PGP.

That one friend who has literally never said no to a “Happy hour?” text. God bless that guy. PGP.

When updating your resume leads to no productive revisions, just a greater understanding of exactly how replaceable you have been at every job you ever had. PGP.

My office has one door, no windows and computer that faces the back wall. Be jealous. PGP.