My boss quotes himself in his email signature

My tax refund won’t even cover a student loan payment. PGP.

Looking at vacation packages you can not remotely afford. PGP

Your depression falling to an all-time low as your news feed fills up with spring break photos.

Actually starting to enjoy classic jazz.#PGP

Scheduling a two hour dentist appointment on your birthday, just to get out of the office. PGP

Happy hour induced drive of shame the next morning before work.

My girlfriend gave up sex for lent.

Looking for a girlfriend with an in-unit washer and dryer

Receiving EOD requests at 4:58pm

Packing a lunch and then eating it alone in your car. PGP

Its 2pm. The hot chick should walk by any minute