Spending 20 minutes trying find your car in the parking lot, before remembering that you took public transit to work. #PGP

I’ve fantasized about going full Terry Tate on every person in my office at least once.

Staring out the window like a sad puppy who does not get walked enough. PGP

Coworkers who take Pi Day way too seriously. #PGP

Made a Ryan Braun joke after a drug test… My boss didn’t laugh.

Nothing makes you sound busier than the sound of a three hole punch. PGP.

Already stressing about the imminent hangover 48 hours before I start drinking.

My biggest fear is ending up like my older coworkers.

Not only did my boss join me in the restroom, but proceeded to not wash his hands

finally getting to see sunshine during the week thanks to daylight savings time.

calling the bank on fraud credit charges, then realizing it was just something you bought when you were blacked out.

Had an awesome PGP I wanted to post but a coworker dropped by my cubicle and now I can’t remember what it was.