Coffee breath and busted brackets.

I ate McDonald’s in my car before work and laugh-cried. PGP.

“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”

One of my employees just quit via text message

Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

Using extra hand sanitizer to mask the smell of last night’s happy hour.

Writing “meh” on someone’s application while conducting an interview.

If I put as much effort into my work as I do my bracketology I’d probably be CEO by now.

At that point in my life where the car my parents gave me is going to need to be replaced. Shit.

Saying, “I’ve never seen the market do anything like this before!” so it sounds like you’ve followed the market for longer than your 10 months of employment. #PGP

“You hear about that missing plane?”

Not on spring break, but listening to Jimmy Buffet Pandora to let your boss know where your head is at. PGP.