If I get 30 minutes less or more sleep than 8 hours my day is ruined.

The office printer just got moved 50ft down the hall. Looks like I have a spring break weight loss plan after all. #PGP

The office hot chick immediately going from an 8 to a 2 at a public happy hour…

Full on coffee dependence.

Rehearsing your quitting speech during the morning commute. Every morning.

Finally understanding the real meaning of “everybody’s working for the weekend”

I wear non-prescription glasses on client appointments to look more professional.

I’ve been faking it for over a year now, when do I start to make it?

Had to fly home for my parent’s anniversary. Guess I’m not eating next month.

Joining the work kickball team for networking opportunities. #pgp

The words “Spring Break” no longer excite me. Now they just make me dread the possibility of having a daughter. #PGP

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” PGP