Someone brought Taco Bell breakfast to the office. There are 8 people crowded around asking how it is.

Undoing a week of responsible spending and dieting with a night of bar tabs and late night pizza. #PGP

Making sure everyone in the office knows you came in on the weekend.

My favorite college bar opened a location in my hometown. It’s not the same. PGP.

Company is changing health insurance plans. Begin the company wide complaining. #PGP

Still buying and loving Lunchables. PGP.

Keeping your fingers crossed for the hot interviewee. PGP.

TYPING AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO AN ASSHOLE CLIENT only to pussy out and trash it. PGP.

Tore my meniscus playing softball. Doc either said, “You’re degenerating,” or “You’re a degenerate.” Either way, he’s right. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

Meticulously reading the Employee Labor Laws poster in the break room in hopes of finding a violation I can report. PGP

I’d love to quit, but if I can get them to fire me, I get severance and unemployment. PGP.