Monday through Friday. PGP.

The only way for me to get to the bathroom is to walk by our VP’s office. Nothing is sacred anymore. PGP.

There are few things in life I hate more than being introduced to new coworkers from other departments. PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

Games of Thrones is my sole source of porn. PGP.

Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.

At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.

“I have to leave for a doctor’s appointment, but this needs to be finished in an hour and I’m barely halfway through,” said my boss. PGP.

Mauling down your little cousins at the Easter egg hunt once you learn one contains a $100 bill. PGP.

Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.

Someone turned off the light when I was still in the bathroom, and I didn’t say anything just so I could have some time alone. PGP.

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.