Slowly deleting your social media accounts due to their triviality. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Daydreaming about which on the job injury you could sue the most for. PGP.

Having a hard time remembering what it felt like to not be moments away from a breakdown at all hours of the day. PGP.

No boss, work when you want, get a nice tan…suddenly being homeless doesn’t look all that bad. PGP.

I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

I had a six-pack in high school. Never thought I could have back fat. PGP.

Going to a cousin’s wedding and being told, “You’re next!” by every family member there. PGP.

1: “She looks 20. Too young for you, bro.” 2: “Society blows.” PGP.

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

1: “Jeff’s wife just died” 2: “Who’s Jeff?” PGP.