Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

It’s my birthday today, I work 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. PGP.

The banner ad for Random Tropical Paradise alone is going to make me watch it. PGP.

The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.

When coffee becomes water and water becomes pointless. PGP.

Walk into the office and a coworker is blasting a motivational YouTube video. PGP.

The janitor asks me daily why I always look so tired. He’s been throwing out my trash for 8 years now. PGP.

“Can you please respond to this?” PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

Every day feels like the “longest day of the year” at my office. PGP.

“Why didn’t you ask me about my vacation?” PGP.