Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.
My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.
The looks you get when you have the sniffles during a meeting. PGP.
Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.
Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.
I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.
At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.
Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.
Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.
I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.
I think the other burners on my stove are jealous of front-left. PGP.