One 5-hour Energy away from a heart attack. PGP.

Being certified in everything, but knowing less than Jon Snow. PGP.

1: “What does your day look like?” 2: “Like shit.” PGP.

Getting a headache whether you drink 4 beers or 24. PGP.

Choosing whether to use your bonus to pay your credit card bill or your student loans. PGP.

Coworkers openly tweeting about looking for a new job. PGP.

When your manager reschedules your 1-on-1 to Friday at 4pm. PGP.

Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

Spending more time deciding what you are going to have for lunch than actually working. PGP.

Leave work early, hit traffic. Leave work late, city closes down the freeway onramp for construction. PGP.

Playing hooky isn’t as easy as it was in college. PGP.