“I hear there are hot guys on the 9th floor.” PGP.

Someone asking “What did you get?” every single time you come back from lunch. PGP.

Office pregnancy announcement via mass email. PGP.

Paying your student loans on your lunch break. PGP.

I ate peanut butter sandwiches for lunch and dinner yesterday. I hate 31-day months. PGP.

Sneezed at the urinal, pissed on my tie. PGP.

Knowing a great sand guy. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

Bit by bit, my boss is eating all the snacks I keep at my desk. PGP.

I can identify my coworkers by their bald spots. PGP.

“Student at Univ…” head-tilted profile pics on LinkedIn making me feel promiscuous. PGP.

How many girls have swiped left on my profile by mistake? PGP.