The Tesla Model III sounds awesome and everything, but I doubt I’ll have $35,000 by 2017. PGP.
1: Want to grab lunch? 2: Can’t, Gotta return RedBox DVD’s. PGP.
I could be on that super-drug from “Lucy” and still wouldn’t be able to get all this shit done. PGP.
How many girls have swiped left on my profile by mistake? PGP.
The most attractive girls at the office are always the summer interns. PGP.
I am not a team player. PGP.
The influx of PGPs that are posted during lunch breaks and right before office closing time. PGP.
Pregnancy scare: Day three. PGP.
Living vicariously through the interns. PGP.
Chewed out by IT for having Chrome extensions, but not for the 68GB of pirated movies on my work computer. PGP.
Watching 60 Minutes. PGP.
My 40 year old boss blacked out in SoHo on Friday night. I made chili and watched Community. PGP.