I flip off just about everyone as soon as they leave my office. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

Packing a lip, then immediately chasing it with whitening gum. PGP.

I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.

I think I’m becoming the office Jerry. PGP.

My career arc is disturbingly similar to Matt Leinart’s. PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

A collection company called me last night about my library fines. PGP.

For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

Mango kale salad taste, but a Subway budget. PGP.