Not getting credit when credit is due. PGP.
Regretting the decision you made on Friday to “take care of it on Monday.” PGP.
Going HAM tonight. Probably with cheese on wheat. PGP.
“Hi, what’s your name?” “Married.” PGP.
Everyone is getting married and having kids. I’m just like “I bought a new toaster with a bagel setting.” PGP.
Resenting your dog because he has it made. PGP.
Unsolicited career advice from those who are unqualified to give it. PGP.
Having trouble driving at night. PGP.
I know the world will burn when the computers, internet, and phones fail because of the way the office reacted when we lost all that for 15 minutes. PGP.
Fire drills at work are even more exciting than when we had them in 4th grade. PGP.
When the cashier at the grocery says, “I can tell you’re single,” when ringing you up. PGP.
Checking the pockets of jackets you haven’t worn since last winter hoping to find money. PGP.