Already took two sick days, wished I could take a third. Boss refused to step inside my office, so yeah I’m looking and feeling great obviously. PGP.
Strained my wrist at office beer pong. PGP.
Career fair duty. PGP.
My coworker created a fantasy baseball league for his sons little league team and asked me to join. PGP.
Spent 7 hours at the El Paso airport. PGP.
New job doesn’t have wifi. PGP.
Wife said I have to turn my Instagram to “private”. Now I will never get 100 likes. PGP.
Housekeeping just switched our toilet paper from 3-ply quilted to commercial 2-ply. PGP.
Ate my lunch much outside the other day, got sunburnt and sweated through my shirt. PGP.
The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.
Getting to the point where I can’t ignore my lactose intolerance anymore. PGP.
When your coworker insists on the two of you having “catch ups” like she is your manager when the two of you are of the same rank. PGP.