Knowing way too much about Aeron Chairs and fantasizing about them constantly. PGP.

Needing to have a break up conversation with a girl after only two weeks of hanging out. PGP.

Timehop informed me that Mario Kart was first released today, 22 years ago. PGP.

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.

Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.

Rosterbating at work. PGP.

Purposely taking your sweet ass time during the fire drill. PGP.

On on a first-name basis with my pharmacist. PGP.

Wanting to do something but not wanting to get out of bed. PGP.

Took a summer class. Still eligible to get students tickets for football season. PGS.

Managing amounts of money that I have no fucking chance of ever having myself. PGP.

All my coworkers’ children had a recital for the office. I bought condoms on the way home. PGP.