Asking for new brakes for your birthday. PGP.
Showing up late and everyone just assuming you’re hungover. PGP
The Sunday Scaries last until Friday afternoon these days. PGP.
The grin on my face as I sneak into my bosses office to put my resignation letter on his desk #PGP
My new boss thought I was joking when I told her what college I went to.
Deciding to postpone your shopping trip upon recognizing a former high school classmate’s car in the parking lot. PGP.
That death glare from the 5th floor receptionist because she’s starting to realize I only come there to use the cleaner, less crowded bathrooms. PGP.
Already starting to talk about New Years plans.
When you finally have sex and you and her are on completely different pages
My Mom is more popular than me on Facebook now. PGP.
I’ve already been at work for an hour, and the most productive thing I’ve done was Instagram my breakfast..
One week away from going full-out Patrick Bateman. PGP