Seeing an airplane flying and wishing you were on it. PGP.
Exhausting your internet browsing routine by 10:30am. PGP.
If time theft were a punishable offense, I’d be on death row. PGP.
Always choosing the “Sort By Price: Low to High” option when shopping online. PGP.
Having trouble driving at night. PGP.
Knowing exactly what time of day your bowel movements will occur. PGP.
Waking up from a work-related nightmare in the middle of the night and anxiously checking your email. PGP.
I’m typing this post while the company’s CFO is taking a dump in the stall next to me. I only know this because his clip on ID badge photo is making eye contact with me from his ankles. PGP.
Thirty people yelling “Bless you!” through the cubes every time you sneeze. PGP.
Saying hi to the same people twenty times a day. PGP.
Not even having a corner cubicle. PGP.
Putting in another hard day of reorganizing your inbox folders. PGP.