Dropped my work iPhone on my personal iPhone. I now have two broken iPhones. PGP.
Actually debating the merits between a booty call and getting sleep. PGP.
Feeling productive after clearing everyone’s story on Snapchat. PGP.
Actually feeling disappointment when you have a quick bowel movement because you were looking forward to escaping for a while. PGP.
Letting your significant other meet your parents so you can go on a date for free. PGP.
Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.
I don’t know if I’m shaking from the caffeine or the hangover. PGP.
Tinder: the only reason I’m on Facebook. PGP.
I ate peanut butter sandwiches for lunch and dinner yesterday. I hate 31-day months. PGP.
People thinking you’re telling a joke when you tell them your salary. PGP.
My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.
Coworkers talking to you about their kids going through rush. PGP.