Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a Bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Apparently the airport bar doesn’t qualify as an approved expense. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.

Weight gain after conferences or travel. PGP.

Any activity outside of your daily norm being classified as “exercise.” PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.

“Checking” Twitter, then reading it for at least a half hour. PGP.

I just want to have enough money so that I don’t have to think twice about adding guacamole. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.

When a video chat concludes, I feel like that person is watching me through my webcam the rest of the day. PGP.