I’m not at the parade today. PGP
Parents just moved into their dream home where I no longer have a room.
Linkedin says I’m eligible for a free trial with lynda.com. I have no idea what that means. PGP.
Just saw someone back into my boss’s car. I need to buy them a drink. PGP.
Cubicle neighbor brought her kids in with her this morning. PGP.
Being relocated with no relocation bonus. PGP
My healthy lunch choice gave me heartburn. PGP
What am I even doing here? -PGP
Office coffee machine broke. I’m about to lose my shit. PGP
My boss is hazing me because I’m looking for another job. PGP
“Happy birthday! Do you have any plans?!” – colleague you’ve never talked to
Having an inferior credit card rewards program than your friends. PGP.