Just Facetimed my new boss on accident. She answered. PGP.

The lady at my favorite Chinese restaurant gave me an extra egg roll and a wink because I said “Ni Hao” to her. That’s the most action I’ve gotten in two months. PGP.

Having to zoom in on a webpage. PGP.

Sales support bitch by day, parents IT support bitch by night. PGP.

Someone scheduled a meeting from 12-2 p.m. Lunch isn’t provided. PGP.

Heated political debates via Twitter before 7 a.m. PGP.

Constantly finding yourself in lose-lose situations. PGP.

Being pleasantly surprised when you find a full Brita pitcher in your fridge. PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

Spending hours fixing pointless documents to avoid actual work. PGP.

All day all staff meeting. Someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller. PGP.

I fired someone today. I think I cried more than they did. PGP.