Never remembering how long you’ve been wearing your disposable contacts. PGP.
Social media campaigns. PGP.
The worse my day at the office, the more I spend on lottery tickets that night. PGP.
Going to a happy hour just to hear coworkers bitch about the others that aren’t there. PGP.
Saying “I’ll get right on that” when in reality you have no idea what you were just asked to do. PGP.
Resenting your dog because he has it made. PGP.
Attempting to use a piece of paper as a napkin. PGP.
There’s something comforting about a nice stack of warm photocopies fresh out of the printer. PGP.
Nothing like training the new guy to remind you how little you actually know about your job. PGP.
Soreness in a different body part every day. PGP.
Clogging the office toilet. PGP.
Recognizing a coworker in the stall next to you by their shoes. PGP.