“Could be a question of blood flow.” PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.

I just sent a passive aggressive email to my entire office and then got thank you emails in return. I have arrived! PGP.

Some girl at homecoming was trying to guess my age and said 35. I’m 27. PGP.

I couldn’t remember if I washed my hair in the shower. Around lunch time, I had my answer. PGP.

Thinking about getting married. PGP.

I can’t imagine a bigger waste of time than having a 40+ year old exec trying to explain our company’s social media platforms to a group of new grads. PGP.

Ex-girlfriend asking for a LinkedIn endorsement. PGP.

Just chose to watch my state’s televised gubernatorial debate over the World Series. PGP.

The VP of our division just sent me a happy birthday email. I don’t like that he knows my name now. PGP.

Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.

Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.