“I’ll be getting up for work in a little over 30 hours.” PGP.

“Isn’t it a little early to be drinking this much?” PGP.

Flushing with your foot just to be safe. PGP.

Staring down at your phone to avoid conversation during long elevator rides. PGP.

“Is it the Sweet n Low or Equal that has the harmful stuff in it?” PGP.

Lunch at your desk being slightly less depressing than lunch in your car. PGP.

“At least I worked late enough to miss most of the traffic.” PGP.

When there’s no one on Gchat. PGP.

“I was supposed to do some laundry tonight.” PGP.

That mid-afternoon coffee that actually manages to make you feel worse. PGP.

“Yeah, I thought about doing the whole law school thing, but…” PGP.

“You mind passing my resume along?” PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.