I just made an entire meal out of condiments from the break room fridge. PGP.

Praying that my tax return will be enough to knock out a nice chunk of my credit card debt. PGP.

Work being an excuse to get away from my family during the holidays. PGP.

Gray hair streaks and acne. PGP.

My boss told me “cost of living doesn’t matter anymore” as he gave me a .5% raise this year. PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I needed sunglasses. PGP.

I won’t see my first vacation day until June. PGP.

Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.

There is nothing for me to do today. I don’t know why they made me come in. PGP.

Taking an early lunch to take advantage of the doorbuster specials at Jos. A. Bank. PGP.

Show me the way to go home now. I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. PGP.

I always volunteer to clean out the fridge in the break room every month so I can get some free food that may or may not have spoiled. PGP.