Wade Boggs drinking more in one flight than I can drink in a weekend. PGP.

I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.

Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

Caught the new hire already job searching at his desk. I’ll let him make the same mistake I did. PGP.

Debating on actually getting insurance or taking one for America and paying the tax penalty. PGP.

Exempt status. PGP.

My condoms expired. PGP.

I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.

The guy next to me has had a cold since Halloween. PGP.

Crushed so much Serial this morning. PGP.

Damn, I missed the sun again. PGP.

My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.