Someone had to warm up their leftover curry dish again. PGP.

3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.

One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with all of the over the phone IT guys. PGP

Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.

“Sorry I’m late, my kids are on Spring Break.”

Apparently everyone at my office is a meteorologist.

That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP

Started calling my supervisor “Pledge Master” because I swear he’s hazing.

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.