How long have you been working here? PGP.

My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

Road trips with your boss.

Had to poop on my lunch break. PGP.

Attempting to network by adding someone you don’t know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP.

Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.