Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

Using your complete access to your bosses calendar to plan naps while they’re in meetings. PGP.

“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP

Every time I crack open a Diet Coke at work I pretend its a beer. PGP.

Spending more then you make.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.