Staying up to date with the market despite not having the available funds to invest. PGP.

I finally got to start traveling for work, but it’s all on weekends.

I wish my boss would take longer vacations.

I got 99 problems and this broken fucking scanner is all of them.

Figuring out when you passed out by looking at your Fitbit stats. PGP.

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

I’ve been sandbagging my sales this month since I knew I wasn’t going to make my bonus two weeks ago. PGP.

The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

Someone in my office anonymously left a brochure for AA on my desk.

“Just another friendly reminder….” PGP.

I frequently walk home blackout from the bars to save money. PGP