Spending your afternoon off at the bank rolling funds over into an IRA. PGP.

Fell asleep before my team could make its draft pick. PGP

Fell asleep for a few minutes at my desk this morning. PGP.

Purposely spilled coffee on my brand new khakis so I could leave the office for a sec…and to add some drama to my life.

“Are you doing anything right now?”

Working 60 hours in 4 days to make up for the work you miss taking a day off.

Being cock blocked by your mom. PGP.

“Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening depending on which part of the world you’re in.” PGP.

“Alright, let’s go ahead and get started.”

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.